text generators are always fun!

Playing around on StumbleUpon I ran int "darksites.com", which has an Evil Plan generator.

I hatched the following plans:

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a town mascot. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, confused by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must demonstrate your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

Besides this they also have something really nice "A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness"